Friday, May 1, 2009

Friday's Funnies: Installing a Husband


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Installing a Husband
I thought this was too cute not to share. ;) Hope you all get a good chuckle out of it.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance --
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no! avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1..0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support

14 comments:

Denise said...

Woo Hoo, that was funny. lol

Veronica Lee said...

LOL, you crack me up!

Darlene said...

Girl...this is too cute! I loved it!!!
Have a fabulous weekend!

The Real Me! said...

Oh girl! That was too funny. I loved it. You and I would get along just great! I can tell.
Big hugs to you my friend.
Kim

Omah's Helping Hands said...

Glad you all liked it! Laughter is great!!! Have a great weekend.

Tami said...

LOL Tammy, you crack me up!

I LOVED THIS! I'm going to print it out and give it to hubby heh heh.
(hope thats OK?)

Love to you!

Omah's Helping Hands said...

Go for it Tami! As Chris had stated once, what's mine is yours, copy away! If I used a copy righted item, I post it.

Chris said...

Hilarious!

Hi! I'm Grace said...

He-he-he...This is funny, Tammy.
How was your weekend?

Omah's Helping Hands said...

Glad you liked it Chris and Grace! My weekend has been interesting so far Grace, how about yours?

TAMI said...

Okay - that is hilarious!!! This Tami is going to print it out too!!
Thanks for "floating" by tonight and LEAVING A COMMENT! Will be thinking of you while drinking my tea!

Omah's Helping Hands said...

I'm glad you liked it Tami. Print away! And thanks for thinking of my while you enjoy your tea. ;)

Scribbit said...

Oh how funny!

Omah's Helping Hands said...

Thanks Michelle!