Thursday, April 16, 2009

Friday's Funnies

What reminded me of today's funny is reading Beliefnet's religious jokes. The get some pretty good ones in there.
The joke told of a little girl who asked her mom if they could leave the church during the sermon. Her mother told here no, and asked her why she wanted to leave.
She told her mom she didn't feel well.
Mom asked her if she felt like she was going to vomit.
The little girl said yes.
Her mother told her to go outside and go around to the back of the church to the bushes and vomit back there.
So the little girl ran out and came back very soon afterwards.
Her mother asked her if she vomited.
She said she did.
Her mother told her she wasn't gone long enough to go around to the back of the church to get sick.
The little girl replied, "don't worry mommy, there was a box on the front steps that said for the sick."
Could you imagine? At least it wasn't all over the church seating area, or on the floor, or all over her and her mom and anyone else that may have been sitting near. And on this note, I think I will save my personal story for next week. ;) I know, I'm so mean. Hope you all have a beautiful and blessed weekend.
Remember to laugh often, and definitely smile. You all have beautiful smiles, don't waste them with frowns. Besides, it makes people wonder what you are up to. Hee hee, Ha, Ha. :)
Make a ripple and watch it grow and grow and grow. And remember to Always P.U.S.H.!!! Happy Friday!


Denise said...

Thanks for the smile.

Omah's Helping Hands said...

You are welcome!

Great-Granny Grandma said...

Oh my word! Poor person who has the job of emptying the box out at the end of the day. LOL