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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that;
electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked,
and dry cleaners depressed??!!!!
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP??
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Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks, so I wondered what does a Chinese mother use. Toothpicks? [Small
porcelain spoons are the answer.]
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps?
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together,
it spells 'THEIRS?'
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